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thanks for falling down my rabbit hole

How I came out to my family this weekend.

Cousin:Patience do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me:Nope.
Cousin:Well why not? You very pretty. You ain't got no boyfriend back at home?
Me:I like my men like I like my coffee.
Mom:...Patience stop lying. You don't even like coffee.
Me:..........................
Cousins:*laughs*
Mom:*laughs*
Me:Exactly.
Mom:Patience...........
Cousins:.................
Me:................
Sister:*laughs*

nymfeja:

the mists were magical tonight.

(via princethistle)

(via tohavescarlessskin)

(via frickinhannah)

Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via rnarkiplier)

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen, via percabeth-is-endless)

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

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(via punkross)

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

(Source: godsdivisions, via strawberry-gee)

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via strawberry-gee)

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

(via damnn-howell)

These are named after MONSTERS

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?
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